The outlook wasn’t brilliant for the Democrats that year.
Though Hillary started quickly, Donald Trump was drawing near.
The Republicans blamed her constantly for everything from dogs
Making water on the hydrants to the quality of hogs,
Seems the GOP had common sense and logic quite forsaken
When they blamed poor Hillary and Bill for the quality of bacon.
Then Donald very quickly donned the mantle of a duck
With his silly quack-quack parodies and stupid jokes — yuk, yuk.
But the lustre started dimming and with many lost its shine
When he mimicked a disabled man reporting for The Times.
Most reacted strongly to this latest Donald gaffe
And their very first reaction wasn’t much inclined to laugh.
Is it possible for Donald Trump to really be that stun?
Why, Tom’s poor little doggie in the river stuck his bum
just to get a drink of water and to slake his burning thirst,
But if Tommy’s dog was stupid, good Old Don was stupid first.
Is it possible he really thought that we would think it’s fun
to make a mockery of illness that would help him in his run?
I’m not the smartest man on Earth, ’cept when compared to Don
To attack the Muslim parents of a man whose life is gone
And given for his country, isn’t really very bright,
And not a good example of a man who’s seen the light.
He is not a good example of anything ’cept tongue